limited tour dates :: sydney, melbourne, canberra, darwin
FMTY -- Singapore, Kuala Lumpur, Bali, Sydney, Brisbane, Perth
booking
Upcoming Tour Availability + Rates
after screening (photo id, two+ references, and/or verifiable linkedin)
SINGAPORE -- last weekend of november
december
DARWIN -- 5th thru 9th
SYDNEY -- 16th thru 19th
CANBERRA -- 19th thru 21st
MELBOURNE -- 22nd thru 25th
are positively non-negotiable, necessary, vital, unavoidable, more reliable than the gravitation constant, the literal prime directive of my booking procedure.
see fmty details
for all bookings in 2026
--- melodies ---
a blend of public and private to harmonise our tryst (food/drink/art/outing + intimacy, approx 50/50)
$1600 3 hours
$2000 4 hours
$2600 6 hours
All outcalls must either be to a 4/5 star establishment or verified private address with RWI and references
--- overtures ---
for the briefest of intimate-only intros
$1000 90 minutes
$1200 2 hours
$1800 3 hours
$300 per additional half hour
48hrs notice strongly preferred for all bookings
--- symphonies ---
for plunging into the full fantasy
$3000 ~ 8 hr Daydreaming
catch a show, an adventure, a meal,
and in-room debauchery
$4000 ~ 14hr Overnight
min 7 hrs sleep
$7000 ~ 24 hrs Full Day
min 7 hrs sleep, regular meals,
out of room activities
longer operatics
48 hours, a weekend,
or longer are most welcome
(subject to bespoke fees)
