booking
Deposits are positively non-negotiable, necessary, vital, unavoidable, more reliable than the gravitation constant, the literal prime directive of my booking procedure.
20% for local bookings, 50% for extended requests
via
Wishtender [ "tip" or "surprise gift" ]
or
Beem [ @cap_cc ]
or
Giftcard [prezzee, uber (in-store option), mastercard]
or
Bitcoin
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All international rates are available by request only
Excessive messaging or complex inquiries will require a
consult fee, minimum $250
--- melodies ---
a blend of public (food/drink) and private
to harmonise our tryst
$1400 / 1700 3 Hours
$1900 / 2200 4 Hours
$2400 / 2700 5 Hours
$2900 / 3200 6 Hours
Rates are for incall or outcall and
divided into two tiers (click for more details)
All outcalls must either be to a 4/5 star establishment, serviced apartment, or verified private address with RWI and references.
--- overtures ---
for the briefest of intimate-only intros
$650 / 750 60 minutes
$900 / 1000 90 Minutes
$1100 / 1300 2 Hours
$1600 / 1900 3 Hours
$300 / 350 per Additional Half Hour
For overtures with less than 24hrs notice in Canberra, please prepare for a $150 surcharge for all incall bookings.
--- symphonies ---
for plunging into the full fantasy
$3500 / 4000 ~8 Hours
Daytime interlude, including
dining, adventure, intimacy
$4000 / 4500 ~12 Overnight
min 7 hrs sleep
$5500 / 6000 ~16 Overnight+
min 7 hrs sleep
$8000 / 8500 ~24 Hours
min 7 hrs sleep, regular meals,
out of room activities
Longer operatics are most welcome and will be accompanied by bespoke fees
Fly - Me - to - You
within Australia: 4 hr min +$500 travel
across an Ocean: 24 hr min +$2k travel
Please prepare for advanced screening and 50% deposit for overnights or longer.
Harmonious Pragmatics
Rates are quoted in AUD
If either of us finds ourselves unwell or in need of rescheduling, please, speak up! I am generally happy to put a deposit toward a future booking, if the cancellation comes within 72 hours of the appointed time. With less than 72 hours notice, the deposit is forfeited. With less than 18 hours notice, the entirety of my fee is due.
Deposits are non-refundable, unless I need to cancel due to emergency circumstances.
I book with any and all genders, body types, professions, fashion senses, disabilities, affluence, creed, religion, sexuality, astrological sign, and both Star Wars and Trek fans. I only ask for respect.
Screening is at my discretion, but may include a valid photo ID, linkedin, business email confirmation, references, vaccination card.
Payment must be in cash, in an envelope (or book, bag, or similar) at the commencement of our time -- discretion, creativity, and generosity are noticed and appreciated.
Please aim to arrive at the appointed time, it is unlikely that I will be able to push-back our start time on the day-of. If you find yourself desiring an extension, please request it as soon as you are able.
