pragmatics
Deposits
positively non-negotiable, necessary, vital, unavoidable, more reliable than the gravitation constant, the literal prime directive of my booking procedure.
20% for local bookings
50% for extended requests
via
Wishlist [ cash item of appropriate value ]
or
Beem / v / c$pp sent to [ @capturecc ]
or
Giftcards are possible, inquire for details
or
Bitcoin
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Complex or protracted inquiries require a
consult fee ($250) which may be put towards the final fee, but will not be refunded if the booking does not proceed
Deposits are non-refundable and non-transferable except at my discretion (i.e., if I need to cancel or if we both consent to altering the date due to unforeseeable circumstances). I am generally happy to put a deposit toward a future booking, if the cancellation comes prior to 72 hours of the booking. With less than 72 hours notice, the deposit is forfeit. With less than 18 hours notice, the entirety of my fee is requested.
I book with any and all genders, body types, professions, fashion senses, disabilities, affluence, creed, religion, sexuality, astrological sign, and both Star Wars and Trek fans. I only ask for respect.
Screening is at my discretion, but may include a valid photo ID, linkedin, business email confirmation, references, vaccination card.
Payment must be in cash, in an envelope (or book, bag, or similar) at the commencement of our time -- discretion, creativity, and generosity are noticed and appreciated.
There may be a range of "off-menu" and bespoke experiences. These must be discussed after screening. More dynamic intrigues and arrangements are available after we've met in person and begun a rapport.