​Deposits are non-refundable and non-transferable except at my discretion (i.e., if I need to cancel or if we both consent to altering the date due to unforeseeable circumstances). I am generally happy to put a deposit toward a future booking, if the cancellation comes prior to 72 hours of the booking. With less than 72 hours notice, the deposit is forfeit. With less than 18 hours notice, the entirety of my fee is requested.

​I book with any and all genders, body types, professions, fashion senses, disabilities, affluence, creed, religion, sexuality, astrological sign, and both Star Wars and Trek fans. I only ask for respect.​Screening is at my discretion, but may include a valid photo ID, linkedin, business email confirmation, references, vaccination card.​

Payment must be in cash, in an envelope (or book, bag, or similar) at the commencement of our time -- discretion, creativity, and generosity are noticed and appreciated.​Please aim to arrive at the appointed time, it is unlikely that I will be able to push-back our start time on the day-of. If you find yourself desiring an extension, please request it as soon as you are able.